It’s been over a year. But 101fistbumps is back with a new fist bump. In time for the holidays! We humbly submit The Turkey Bump!
It’s been over a year. But 101fistbumps is back with a new fist bump. In time for the holidays! We humbly submit The Turkey Bump!
The Gummy Bear is a new and wonderful fistbump. Unlike other fistbumps, which are bred exclusively for glory, The Gummy Bear is a fistbump designed to make someone else feel awkward, exceedingly awkward.
enjoy…
The Stick Shift is a new and life-changing fist bump. Confuse and bewilder your amigos with the cunning and vengeance of a half-ninja/half-leopard/half-jedi!
BEHOLD!
What follows is our second in an installment of, you guessed it, 101 fist bumps. Aptly named, “The Force Field,” it is as easy to perform as it is dramatic. From Grandma to your idiot brother, everyone can-and should- do The Force Field!
Simply act like you are going to fist pound but (instead!) stop short and pretend to push as hard as you feel necessary to illustrate the point that your fist bump is just not going to happen. More to come soon!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Today marks a great day for humanity. With this post, we begin a great journey together. By the end of this journey we will have created a text, a guide, an atlas of a previously unexplored wilderness: The Fist Bump.
Much like the Norse mariners braving frigid Atlantic seas, so do we cast of the previous boundaries of knowledge and boldly enter a new era of understanding.
With no further Hubris I present to you, the first installment in our voyage….
Fist Bump #1: The Fist Bump
A little primer on the mechanics of the Fist Bump. Don’t just go out and start bumping fists without reading up on it first. You could take an eye out!